
1 A Hard Day's Night 2 The First Cut is the Deepest 3 Winning a Battle, Losing the War 4 No Man's Land 5 Shake Your Groove Thing 6 If Tomorrow Never Comes 7 The Self-Destruct Button 8 Save Me 9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
Meredith: [voiceover] Secrets can't hide in science. Medicine has a way of exposing lies. Within the walls of the hospital, the truth is stripped bare. How we keep our secrets outside the hospital – well, that’s a little different. One thing is certain, whatever it is we're trying to hide; we're never ready for that moment when the truth gets naked. That's the problem with secrets – like misery, they love company. They pile up and up until they take over everything, until you don't have room for anything else, until you're so full of secrets you feel like you're going to burst.
Izzie: [After he comes out of the bathroom] There's no reason to be ashamed. It's normal, healthy even.
George: I am not ashamed. 'Cause I wasn't doing anything. I don't have to. I have a girlfriend.
Izzie: An imaginary girlfriend?
George: An actual girlfriend.
Izzie: You know what? It's no big deal, you don't have to lie. I get it. You have needs.
Meredith: What is going on out here?
Izzie & George: Nothing. [He walks away]
Izzie: [To Meredith] He's freaked out because I caught him playing with little Jimmy and the twins.
George: [Turns around] I have a girlfriend. [Walks away]
Izzie: Ok. [Laughs]
Izzie: You got syphilis?
George: I don’t know how this happened.
Izzie: Of course you do. God, Olivia must be really getting around.
George: Olivia, she’s not like that.
Izzie: It’s the new millennium, George, the only people who aren’t like that are the Amish…and apparently you.
George: You don’t know. Maybe I’ve been sleeping around. Maybe I got ladies. [Izzie smirks] Shut up!
Cristina: Hey Syph-boy!
George: You told her?
Izzie: Just Cristina.
Alex: Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it; kind of like Super-boy, only diseased.
George: [bent over, with his pants down] Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Alex: It's a shot of penicillin George. Be grateful that I am doing this. I've already seen more of you than I ever wanted to. I'll fight the nightmares for a week.
George: Ok. You know what? Forget this.
Alex: Do you want to get rid of the syph or not? Then shut up and drop it.
George: [Whispers] Can't believe I'm doing this.
George: [Meredith walks in] Meredith! Go away!
Meredith: Oh George. I thought you could use some moral support.
George: No. No moral support. I'm indisposed here!
Meredith: George. It's not a big deal. And you have a cute butt.
Alex: I have a cute butt too. Want to see?
Meredith: Oh get out you're doing it wrong.
Alex: Be my guest.
George: What- Alex. Alex! What-?
George: Hey!
Izzie: Oh. What are we doing here?
George: Breaking George's spirit.
Meredith: Curing George's syph.
George: I don't like needles.
Meredith: Good thing you became a doctor. Other side.
Cristina: Izzie?
Izzie: Yeah.
Cristina: Mr. Franklin's procedure's been scheduled for after lunch—
George: No. No!
Cristina: Oh what are we doing?
Izzie: We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity.
Cristina: Cute butt.
Meredith: Told you.
Izzie: It is cute. Like a baby's.
George: You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with 3 women? The reality is so much better. [He walks away]
Cristina: I think he's going to cry!
Derek: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery? ... I've been practicing that.
Bailey: You have too much time on your hands.
Cristina: OK, I’m in.
Meredith: I am so not involved in this.
Cristina: Meredith, this is Fight Club, nobody talks about it.
Derek: [sees Addison] Meredith, I am so sorry. [Addison walks over] Addison. What are you doing here?
Addison: Well you'd know if you'd bothered to return any one of my phone calls. [Turns to Meredith] Hi. I'm Addison Shepherd.
Meredith: Shepherd?
Addison: And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.
Meredith: [voiceover] The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open, like it or not. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not.