Meredith: [voiceover] In general, people can be categorized in one of two ways — those who love surprises and those who don't. I don't. I've never met a surgeon that enjoys a surprise, because as surgeons, we like to be in the know. We have to be in the know, because when we aren't, people die and lawsuits happen. Am I rambling? I think I'm rambling. Okay, so my point, actually, and I do have one, has nothing to do with surprises or death or lawsuits, or even surgeons. My point is this: whoever said "What you don't know can’t hurt you", was a complete and total moron. Because for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world. [Sees two people with a pole cutting through them.] Okay, fine. Maybe it's the second worst.

Cristina: You tell someone I'll meet you at a bar tonight, how long exactly does that mean you're supposed to wait?

George: You think he’s really not coming?

Izzie: It is getting a little hard to watch.

Cristina: Nah, it was hard to watch half an hour ago, now it's just pathetic.

Meredith: Who's pathetic?

Cristina: What?

Meredith: [drunkenly] You who pretend to be my friends are calling me pathetic. Behind my back, in front of my face. Why don't you just dump the pig’s blood on me now and get it over with. [to herself] He’s really not coming.

George: [about Derek and Meredith] Does that mean he picked her?

Cristina: If it does, I just lost fifty bucks.

Meredith: Ow Ow Ow.

Izzie: [Pulls back curtain] What are you doing?

Meredith: I'm inserting my banana bag. Which sounds vaguely dirty but it's not.

Meredith: Before you judge me I know there was a train accident, people are very badly hurt, and that I'm a vapid narcissist when you mix me with alcohol, in case you were wondering I know that.

Chief: [sighs] Do you notice anything about this leg, Yang?

Cristina: Sir?

Chief: Such as the fact that it was shaved recently, and manicured? Does this look like a man who woke up this morning and shaved one of his legs?

Cristina: [pauses] No.

Chief: Find the man's leg, Yang. Now!

Cristina: There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you.

Burke: What is it?

Cristina: I need to find this man's leg. The chief is going to kick me out of the program if I don't. I cannot go back to Los Angeles. It's sunny there. Every. Day.

[Burke smiles]

Cristina: What? You're my boyfriend! I mean, I know I don't have much experience with this kind of thing but, aren't boyfriends supposed to help in situations like this?

Burke: Cristina, when we're on duty I can't be your boyfriend.

Cristina: Ok, so when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?

Burke: [pause] Dr. Yang, I'm walking away now.

Meredith: Addison yelling at you in front of a patient?

Alex: She didn't exactly yell. [Pause] Fine, she's Satan’s whore.

Meredith: Thank you. So, did you yell back?

Alex: No.

Meredith: Dude, you lost your mojo.

Alex: Excuse you?

Meredith: I was trying to talk boy.

Alex: O'Malley plugs a hole with his finger and everyone walks around like he's some kind of hero. I have one off day...

Meredith: You chickened out.

Alex: I hesitated briefly.

Meredith: Why didn't you kiss Izzie?

Alex: And now I'm leaving.

Meredith: I hope you find your mojo Alex, I find you disturbing without it.

Alex: Me too.

Addison: So, have you made a decision yet, Dr. Stevens?

Izzie: Huh?

Addison: Whether or not you're going to hate me. You're Meredith's friend? I'm the wicked witch who came in and ruined her life and cheated on Doctor...wait, what is it that you guys call him?

Izzie: Uh—McDreamy...

Addison: Right. God, doesn’t that embarrass him?

Izzie: Yeah, I think it does.

Addison: So, when you decide how important it is for you to hate me...let me know.

Meredith: [voiceover] As surgeons, there are so many things we have to know. We have to know we have what it takes. We have to know how to take care of our patients... and how to take care of each other. Eventually, we even have to figure out how to take care of ourselves. As surgeons we have to be in the know. But as human beings, sometimes it's better to stay in the dark, because in the dark there may be fear, but there's also hope.